Millionaires don’t use
numerology and astrology.
Billionaires do.
— attributed to J.P. Morgan
I’m Mary-Jane, and I read your life map — your numbers and your stars — to answer your hardest questions, ease what’s weighing on you, and show you exactly what to do next.
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Is this your Enemy Year?
The ritual
How it works
It starts the same for everyone — then splits into how you want to work with me.
Tell me your skies
- Your question + birth details
- Takes about two minutes
- You only do it once
Three systems · one picture
Most astrologers read one thing.
I use multiple.
Your birthday isn’t a personality quiz. It’s a set of coordinates — and your whole life was built around them. Some of it working for you. Some of it quietly against you.
Numerology
Your Life Path, your daily number, your home's signature.
Western Astrology
Your natal blueprint against today's sky.
Chinese Zodiac
Your animal, your allies — and your enemy years.
Bonus lensAstrocartography
Where on Earth your luck actually lives.
The magic is the synthesis — when the systems agree, I tell you to move. When they conflict, I tell you to wait.
Everything is energy — and I know how to decode it.
Your money
There are years to buy — and years a purchase bleeds you dry.
Your business
Launch in the wrong year and you'll fight it for a decade.
Your love
Why it's been this hard — and whether the two of you were ever timed to work.
Your home
The number on your door decides how you feel every day you live there. Some addresses lift you. Some drain you.
The feature nobody else has
Predict your good years and bad years.
The one nobody warns you about: your Enemy Year. When the calendar itself turns against your sign, the losses come in five forms — your money, your career, betrayal, even the courtroom. People sign, buy, and say yes right in the middle of it, then spend the next year wondering why it all went sideways.
2026 · Fire Horse 馬
Tai Sui sits in the South
1. Value 本命年
Your own year returns
2. Clash 沖太歲
Career & money upheaval
3. Harm 害太歲
Betrayal & sabotage
4. Break 破太歲
Sudden financial leaks
5. Punish 刑太歲
Legal & contract trouble
Everything you own has a birth year energy too.
Your business — founded in a sign that helps or fights you
Your car — clash years show up as breakdowns and bills
Your relationship — its start year sets the baseline weather
Sample entity reading
2020 Truck · Metal Rat
Clash — friction, breakdowns, drain.
LLC founded 2022 · Water Tiger
Trine ally — push growth here.
Married 2019 · Earth Pig
Quiet — this bond follows your lead.
Your reader
Meet Mary-Jane.
I didn’t learn to read charts. I was born reading the room — a quiet knowing that arrived from somewhere underneath thought, long before I had words for it.
I was seven the day I got separated from my parents inside Macy’s — the enormous one at Herald Square, a few blocks below the roar of Times Square — swept into a crowd that would have swallowed any child whole. I didn’t cry. I didn’t panic. I sat down and waited, because I already knew, the way I always know, that they were coming back for me. Eight hours later, they did.
That calm certainty never left me. I spent the next thirty years learning to name it — through numerology, the stars, and the old Chinese calendars — so I could hand it to you.
Now I read your chart the way I read that crowd: and I tell you, plainly, that you’re going to be okay — and the one move to make next.
— Mary-Jane
Thousands have grown with Mary-Jane
“She called my clash year in January. By March I understood exactly what she meant. I don't sign anything without checking the memo now.”
Danielle R.
Fire Rabbit · Life Path 7
“I almost bought a truck in a break year. Waited four months like MJ said — got a better one, better price, zero problems since.”
Marcus T.
Water Dog · Life Path 8
“It's the first thing I open every morning. Feels like a letter from someone who actually knows me — because it is.”
Priya S.
Wood Ox · Life Path 3
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Every morning, I write you one short letter — what today is for, what it isn’t, and the one move to make. Not a horoscope for a twelfth of the planet. A letter for you.
Plus your complete reading, Enemy-Year alerts, and 5 personal questions to me every week.
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$49/week
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- Your complete reading — numerology, astrology & Chinese zodiac
- Enemy Year alerts + your 5 personal defenses
- House number, compatibility & entity readings
- Astrocartography — where your luck lives on Earth
- Ask me 5 personal questions every week
- I check in with you, week after week
Monthly
$99/month
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- Your complete reading — numerology, astrology & Chinese zodiac
- Enemy Year alerts + your 5 personal defenses
- House number, compatibility & entity readings
- Astrocartography — where your luck lives on Earth
- Ask me 5 personal questions every week
- I check in with you, week after week
Cancel anytime · no long-term contract · your birth data is never sold
Not ready for a membership? Ask one question for $14.99 — no membership needed. Members get 5 every week.
Ask one questionQuestions, answered
How long does it take you to respond to a question?+
On average, your written answer arrives by email within 3 to 7 hours. Every so often something comes up on my end — a family emergency, a day that gets away from me — so it can run a little longer, but that's generally the window I respond in. If you need it sooner, add a priority response for an additional fee and I'll move you to the front of the line, within 2 to 3 hours.
Is this just another horoscope app?+
No. Horoscope columns are written for one-twelfth of humanity at a time. Your memo is computed from your exact birth date, time and place, your address, and the birth years of the entities you register — then synthesized across three separate systems into one daily letter.
What exactly is an Enemy Year?+
In Chinese metaphysics, Tai Sui (the Grand Duke Jupiter) governs each year's fortune. When your zodiac sign conflicts with the year's sign — by value, clash, harm, break, or punishment — you're 'offending Tai Sui.' These years historically correlate with career upheaval, financial loss, and legal friction. I alert you before the year begins and give you the traditional remedies.
Do I need to know my birth time?+
Your date alone unlocks numerology, sun sign, and your full Chinese zodiac reading. Adding your birth time and place unlocks houses, rising sign, and astrocartography. You can add it later.
How do entity readings work?+
Everything has a birth year — your company's founding date, your car's manufacturing year, the year a relationship began. Each carries a zodiac signature that harmonizes or clashes with yours. Tell me what to watch — your business, your car, a relationship — and I fold them into your daily guidance.
Can I cancel anytime?+
Yes — two clicks from your dashboard, no retention games. Annual members are refunded pro-rata for unused full months.
Are you on social media?+
No, and I don't plan to be. I prefer my privacy, and I've never been big on social media. The work I do is quiet and personal, and I like to keep it that way — just you, me, and your reading.
Is this a substitute for professional advice?+
No. Mary-Jane's Almanac is for insight, reflection, and entertainment. It is not financial, legal, medical, or psychological advice — big decisions deserve licensed professionals alongside the stars.